Star Trek: The Motion Picture - My God, we can afford to convey relative size!
Star Trek II - KHAAAAAAN! (alt: Moby DIck... in SPACE!)
Star Trek III - Spock's a teenager
Star Trek IV - The One With the Whales (alt: "Hello, computer!")
Star Trek V - God's a Bastard?
Star Trek VI - I, Too, Read Hamlet In High School
Star Trek: Let My Cameron Go
Star Trek: Barfight
Star Trek: Celine Dion
Star Trek II 2: The Wrath of Some Guy We Never Met Before But Also We Already Watched This Movie Once
Star Trek: Lens Flare
I'm probably watching V tonight.
Star Trek: Carbon Units
ReplyDeleteStar Trek II - KHAAAAAAN!
Star Trek III - Where's that Guy?
Star Trek IV - Nuclear Wessels
Star Trek V - There was a Star Trek V?
Star Trek VI - I, Too, Read Hamlet In High School
Star Trek: That's Not How That Works
Star Trek: Fucking Around in Time
Star Trek: Was this Nemesis or Insurrection?
Star Trek: Whatever That Other One Wasn't
Star Trek: Star Wars
what, you didn't like the flashlight-induced flare?? the Girl was amused as hell by that, tho I don't think we've got any flareish enuff lenses to recreate such crap.
ReplyDeleteand just for the record, you got one very wrong - it's Star Trek - Save the Whales
-GMT