On the Fusion of Requests and Haiku

Today, we received the following somewhat cryptic request:

Equipment request for tomorrow at 6 pm
one video projector

Whether or not you work here or ever have worked here, I'm sure you can list at least some of the problems with this.

I proposed the following as a response, along with a link to our request form:

Equipment request:
Art/soc loan? Classroom Support?
Too many questions.