Friday, September 16, 2005

Crapulence

Ladies and gentlemen, my hot water is broken.

Yeah, the water this morning was not only not hot or in the slightest warm, but was actually PAINFULLY COLD. It couldn't have been a hair over 50 degrees. I had to use a pair of boxers as a makeshift washcloth, and even that was painful.

What does this mean to you?

I'm probably leaving early. Oh, also I'm going to be very irritable and quite likely drunk earlier than normal as a result. I might even try beer in the shower if it's still not working!


[edit from 2019: as with the Kevin Smith movies, I'm glad I stopped randomly quoting '90s cartoons]
Circus midgets?

I've had it up to HERE with the likes of you people!

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